This is my living area there are many like it but this one is mine. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my living area is useless. Without my living area I am useless. I must snore louder than my enemy, who is trying to out sleep me. I must be more comfortable as he tries to be more comfortable than me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my living area and myself are defenders of my comfy chair. We are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace.
I will rule from my comfy chair as no other ruler has before me... I am the Comfy Chair Commando
